Monday PUNday live session transcript

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Archived from AOL People Connection, Private Room: Monday PUNday April 1, 1996 10edt
Pun sessions such as this one go very quickly; when the magic works, it is delicious to participate in the frenzy.
Sometimes the moderator submits a word or phrase to stimulate ideas; sometimes we mock one another's typos or computer glitches.
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The word is NORTH SEA
RalphS NORTH.SEA - Oliver's Self Extracting Application
Eric4Pres Well, like, okay, they went to the north, see, and...
Eric4Pres lol, rs
CABallou :)
DFordAnim :)
DFordAnim Neither by the land, North Sea...
RalphS :)
Eric4Pres Must be an airer, then, Dick.
DFordAnim :)
CABallou Nary an airier
RalphS .
CABallou What's dot?
RalphS dot's a test
Eric4Pres AIRCAUTION AIRCAUTION
DFordAnim He's on his period
Eric4Pres or rather, AIRAIRCAUTION
DFordAnim Air on the side of caution
Eric4Pres What was the point of that?
DFordAnim point goes to Eric
Eric4Pres I don't deserve it. It was a desimal performance.
Eric4Pres I just did it to punctuate the boredom.
CABallou But you aren't guilty of punier than thou puns
Eric4Pres Other than that, no commant.
Eric4Pres So, will Colon Powell be on the ticket this fall?
DFordAnim No guts, no glory.
CABallou I think not. He's driving a truck these days - they call him Semi Colin
RalphS Is the Boardome where they play pigskin football?
DFordAnim ;
Eric4Pres ROFLHMHOCL!
CABallou The Boardome is out in the wilds
Eric4Pres No the old board 'ome is where they send the planks in a political platform after the
Eric4Pres election.
RalphS :)
Eric4Pres Pigs are fairly smart, but boy was that old boar dumb.
CABallou What did one board say to the other when the platform was built?
CABallou Did they nail us or caucus?
Eric4Pres lol
RalphS :)
DFordAnim Glue, Ballou.
Eric4Pres How is a head cold like a vote in Congress?
CABallou Epoxymately
RalphS I got it on tape
CABallou How?
Eric4Pres Sometimes the eyes have it, and sometimes the nose.
DFordAnim :)
CABallou <>
DFordAnim Eyes see!
CABallou Did you get it on red tape, RS?
Eric4Pres Stick with me, Claudia, and you're going places.
DFordAnim Nobody nose the trouble Eyes seen.
CABallou Second tour of London: Ben there, seen that
Eric4Pres How does the mafia get rid of faulty condoms?
Eric4Pres They give them rubber cement overshoes.
CABallou ?
CABallou :)
CABallou Another Word, Pleeze!
DFordAnim Try this: GOLF BALL
Eric4Pres A real swinging affair.
CABallou He drove the Caddy to the Golf Ball
RalphS Was removable tape made for epoxy morons?
CABallou lol, rs
Eric4Pres great, rs!
DFordAnim :) rs
Eric4Pres Claudia, you can do putter than that.
CABallou The Golf Ball was par excellence
Eric4Pres If you play poorly, you have a golf bawl.
DFordAnim Colin Powell had a Persion Gulf Ball.
CABallou He was in the bunker?
RalphS Is the Golf Ball a dance for VW owners?
Eric4Pres Spanish TV soccer commentators play with a goooooooooooooooooolf ball.
CABallou lol!
CABallou Graaaaande lol
DFordAnim Try this: HEMOPHILIA
Eric4Pres Hobbits have a Gandolf Ball.
DFordAnim :) 4
Eric4Pres I philia, but he mo' philia.
DFordAnim He mo' philia pain, that prez.
CABallou Where I live is sometimes known as Hemophilia -- the greater outskirts of Philadelphia
RalphS HOMOPHILIA --Pennsylvania gay guy
Eric4Pres Hamophilia: loving to overact
DFordAnim Hemophilia, the love of seamstressing.
Eric4Pres If you're not hemophiliac, does that make you hemophobic?
CABallou Hamophiliac - one who puts on an act
CABallou What did the actor say? "Ahem,Ophelia!"
Eric4Pres What you say to a sensitive ox that can sew: HEM, O FEELY YAK!
RalphS :)
Eric4Pres lol, CB
CABallou I just Yakkity Yak at him
DFordAnim Give 'em the yaks, the yaks, the yaks!
RalphS :)
Eric4Pres How do you tell a Hewlett-Packard that you have a blood disease?
CABallou How?
Eric4Pres Ail I, HP! O, me! Hemophilia!
DFordAnim ?
DFordAnim :) !
DFordAnim ailiamentary my dear Watson...
CABallou It's not in vein
RalphS I didn't get the bloody joke
Eric4Pres palindrome
CABallou The you artery-read it!
RalphS :)
DFordAnim semordnilap
Eric4Pres I think we ought to cap 'illary's term at the White 'ouse.
RalphS :)
CABallou You want to Boots them out?
DFordAnim Aorta go soon. It's getting late.
Eric4Pres I really thing we aorta!
CABallou Happy April Fool, all. (No foolin')
Eric4Pres Galahad!
Eric4Pres (Good knight)
DFordAnim Thanks to all for coming!
DFordAnim See you next week!
CABallou Goodnight, see youse guys
RalphS OK